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Now, Dave was done. Red and green wrapped boxes were arranged under the glowing hues of the Christmas lights, wrapping paper sparkling below as if some unicorn took a shit on them. It wasn't the prettiest display, but what it lacked in a "womanly touch" would be made up for by the awesome things inside. More shitty swords and weird mechanical pieces for the little Strider this year. He'd love it. Dave sighed and flopped onto the couch, one arm resting on the back while his other hand meandered to the small plate of cookies his little brother left for Santa on the side table. The fat, jolly man wasn't real. They both knew that, but he still p